Sounds impossible, right?

WRONG! I learn best by doing, and guess what I'm doing right now? I'm doing HTML, aka Hypertext Markup Language. All the cool kids are doing it. Nerdy kids are doing it. Grandparents are doing it. I'm sure in some secret jungle lair, apes of some kind are being trained how to do it. Pretty soon, it will be taught in preschool. Everyone will be creating websites! Where will that leave you? In the digital dustcloud that is being created by each of my keystrokes. Don't be left behind! LURN HTML NAO!!

Mansfield Reformatory Warden's Office as seen in the film Shawshank Redemption